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internetexplorers:

*looks in the mirror*

what the fuck is that

(via boringteengirl)

cryingbecauseoffeels:

So my fucking chemistry teacher lost his voice today and couldn’t talk over the kids talking SO HE JUST FUCKING PULLS A LEAF BLOWER WITH TOILET PAPER OUT FROM BEHIND HIS DESK.

Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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(Source: aru, via show-class-not-ass)

rerninder:

me

why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

(Source: superhighschoollevelhope-archive, via boringteengirl)

Me in PE

me: oh, there goes the ball
me: along with all the fucks I give
these-times-will-pass:

Love quotes? you will love this blog

my to do list

1: you
lillyhasatumblr:

andiameverything:

spacelionsgetscared:

oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this
lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF

this is so great omg

He looks at his hand like it’s the first time he’s ever seen it.